you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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