Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
NoShamevember. You game?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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