how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
