Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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