We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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