K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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