she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Boobs speak an international language.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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