You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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