I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
