bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
