Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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