she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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