They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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