I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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