She said her name was "party"
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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