have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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