i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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