Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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