i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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