He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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