Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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