apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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