Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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