I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Sext me about skeletons
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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