ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
40s are totally the cure
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