We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Actions speak louder than pants.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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