Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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