i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
i need some magic done to my vagina
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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