When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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