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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm pregnant just thinking about him.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.

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• (585): View more from New York

  my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.

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  can you adopt me?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see

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• (713): View more from Texas

  You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night

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  and flaming arrows and vodka

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  how did we not set your garage on fire

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