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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.

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(443): View more from Maryland

How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?

(402): View more from Nebraska

4.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg

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(972): View more from Texas

it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was

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(818): View more from California

I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.

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(514): View more from Quebec

he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.

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(817): View more from Texas

Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night

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