We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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