making cat noises will not fix the situation.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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