During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
