He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I checked into jail on foursquare
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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