What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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