Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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