id be glad to
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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