she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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