In the future we'll all be gay
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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