i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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