is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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