Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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