doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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