Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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