he wants to bone in the snuggie
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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