im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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