you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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