Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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