Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
3 2 1 whiskey
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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