I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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