I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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