i just made my gag reflex go away.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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