Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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