just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
