Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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