She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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