erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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